*(WHo aren't my friends)

A) People doesn't know when it's a good time to call you. I once got a call at 23:00 hours, asking if I could help someone with a divorce. I know the call wasn't meant for me (wrong number) but still, people this days doesn't stop for a moment and think: "Could the guy be already sleeping?", no, they just go on and call you, 'cause "my problem demands solution, screw everything else".

B) It's utterly frustrating to realize people doesn't understand what I say, no matter how much effort I put into making it as clear as possible. Seriously, how hard is to understand "I need your ID number"? I just hate having to ask again, and again, and say stuff like "No, that's your phone number". And I may end up blaming myself, on a first stage because of maybe I am just not a good communicator; but in the end, I blame myself for trying.

C) You start getting messages you just don't want. And therefore you see yourself forced into practising interaction with events, opinions, beliefs and a lot of other stuff you aren't interested, and/or feel comfortable talking about. The other night, by instance, I got this message "Virgin Mary phoned me, and asked me if I knew someone who were in need of blessing, and I told her about you". And I am Nish, so I couldn't just not reply: "Funny; the only time I got phoned from a virgin, it was 'cause she wanted to take that weight out of her shoulders". It's not my fault people just assume things!

This wall of text was brought to you by:
My Amazing Brain!

I just don't like giving my personal number to people...
Always end up screaming "you filthy beasts!".
I should record it, you would notice I have practice