What I want on a woman.
OptimismOften I have to hear phrases like: "Don't worry, the perfect woman will show up eventually".
WRONG!!!
When did I said I wanted a perfect woman?
What I want is a woman who tells people to go fornicate themselves at the slightest provocation, someone who feels like bite me when she is mad at me, who likes to eat with her fingers, who wears tomboyish if she wants, who eat the most of my popcorn when we go to the movies, who loves to wake me up at midnight just because she feels like talking; I want a woman who has slight myopia, who's hips are a bit larger than her breasts, who is either too short or too tall "for me", a girl who sweats easily and can't take cold weathers!
I am Nishido Kurayaminoyama, and I do not want a perfect woman!
Fornicate yourself, world! Thank you, good night!
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